Packet of tobacco - £3.57
Disposable lighter - £0.50
Smoking your rollup too close to the door so the fire alarm goes off, suits and dresses alike are evacuated from an entire office complex to stand in a tropical deluge punctuated by thunder and lightning and fire engines screech up sirens blaring and lights flashing - absolutely priceless!
Big thanks to the pretty fire safety officer who escorted me under a nice big umbrella to my car where the entire scene could be observed in comfort while set to a beautiful score, part Classic FM and part hammering raindrops and rolling thunder.
